Taylorisms for posterity sake

Taylor has said some rather funny things lately that I would like to have record of for the future.

So here they go. I wish I could remember more because she is quite the character. I thought this picture was appropriate to display her personality.

While reading scriptures earlier this week.

ME: (Reading so Taylor can repeat it) And it came to pass

Taylor: We read this already.

ME: (After laughing) Taylor it may sound the same but we are going to be reading these words a lot.

Yesterday afternoon

Taylor:Mom where are we going today? Are we going to the bank?

ME: No I went yesterday while you were sleeping.

Taylor:Was Daddy home?

ME: No Daddy was at work.

Taylor: MOM!!! I was sleeping in my bed all by myself.

ME: (after rewinding the conversation in my head) No Taylor, you were asleep in your carseat while I went to the bank. I promise I would never leave you home by yourself.

Taylor: Yes you would. (I threaten sometimes if she doesn't get ready I will leave her home, I guess she does hear me, usually she doesn't seem phased.)

While my Mom was staying at our house and changing the sheets on Taylor's bed. Taylor was observing at first.

Taylor: Grandma I want to help you. Hey how about you push and I will pull.

Last night Taylor got into my makeup while I was at a church function. She put mascara on her eyelashes. She did a pretty good job. (sorry no pictures)

ME: Taylor why did you put my makeup on?

Taylor: I just wanted to look nice.